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MtnGirlCrazy4Garth
10-27-2000, 09:23 PM
is Brandon going to get his tail in here and tell us all about the party??? Love ya', Brandon, and am so proud of what's happenin' right now, but sometimes you can be a man of TOO FEW words!!! Pretty please??? We just wanna know if the chicken was good or not!!! Rice Pilaf? Cheesecake with Raspberry sauce dribbled freestyle all over the plate, and a little sprig of mint tucked neatly next to the chocolate wafer-like thing sticking out of the top?? ;)
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<br>Yeah, right, like who cares what the food was like, huh??? :)
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<br>Whenever you're ready, sugarbritches, we'll be patiently waiting.......N

MtnGirlCrazy4Garth
10-29-2000, 11:35 AM
Boy, things sure do get buried fast around here, don't they?? ;)N

Snow
10-29-2000, 12:14 PM
I'm with you MountainGirl!
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<br>He was supposed to get home yesterday... and I'm sure he was tired when he got there and also needed time with his family and all.
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<br>And today he probably slept late... did things around the house... and WE ALL know that Brandon is a bit of a night owl... so maybe he's going to put something up tonight.
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<br>I SURE HOPE SO! He has to know that we are all about to bust with anticipation.
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<br>I'm currently taking suggestions on how to torture him if he doesn't SAY SOMETHING SOON!N

MtnGirlCrazy4Garth
10-29-2000, 12:16 PM
How about we pipe 'Lil' Kim' music through the ventilation ducts, while he's sleeping??? ;)
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<br>To the guys, would that be torture, or am I totally missing the mark, here?? ;)<P>(This message has been edited by MountainGirlCrazy4Garth)N

Snow
10-29-2000, 02:37 PM
How about starch and itching powder in his underwear?
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<br>Taking one of those little musical things out of the musical greeting cards and putting it in the cushion of his favorite chair and rigging it so it starts playing everytime he sits down. I did something like this before... it drives people crazy because the sound is so fait it's hard to find. They think they're hearing things.
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<br>I once changed the instruction sheet on the photocopier to make it sound like it was voice activated. You should have seen my friend Meki out there shouting at the thing to make 4 copies.
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<br>Mix pickle juice in with his mouthwash?
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<br>Switch the hairspray and deodorant.
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<br>I'm sure I can think up a few more!N

MtnGirlCrazy4Garth
10-29-2000, 03:10 PM
oooooohhh, you're good!! I mean, bad!!! I mean, very, very naughty!! ;)N

bsaanh
10-29-2000, 03:42 PM
Better get to work Snow!!
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<br>lmao
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<br>BryanN

CheyenneWindRoper
10-29-2000, 06:52 PM
Snow,
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<br>ROTFLMAO :) You are too funny!
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<br>How about we mix his Rogaine with his Viagra ~ then he look like Don King! :):):):)
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<br>Mary LizN

Snow
10-30-2000, 12:36 PM
Ooooooo.... That's a good one Mary Liz... I'll have to keep that one on file! *weg*
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<br>I wonder what would happen if we did it in reverse and mixed the viagra with the rogaine?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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<br>Of course we could switch his Rogaine with Nair and he'd have the Kojack look! Or am I the only one on here old enough to remember Kojack. Just picture Stone Cold Steve Austin without the muscles. And instead of profanities he says... "Who loves ya baby?"N

garthsgirl
10-30-2000, 12:43 PM
OMG Snow, you had me in stitches!!! Mary Liz, your idea was hilarious, too. Give me a while. I'm sure my devious mind can come up with something.
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<br> LisaN

Snow
10-30-2000, 12:47 PM
See Brandon? You better come out of hiding soon or we're gonna have Mutiny on the PG instead of Mutiny on the Bounty.
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<br>Arghhhhh.... Capt'n Bligh we'll make ye walk da plank we will.N

cybersadie
10-30-2000, 01:23 PM
Sugarbritches, huh? I had no idea, Brandon. ;)N

fuzzwuzz
10-30-2000, 02:46 PM
The Israelites had to wait 40 days and 40 nights for Moses to come down from Cloud 9. And you KNOW what happened to them! N

Snow
10-30-2000, 03:47 PM
Now, now Dale.... Brandon may be old... but he's not as old as Moses! *hehehehehehe*N

MtnGirlCrazy4Garth
11-02-2000, 04:17 PM
Snow ~ don't you think he's had plenty of time to rest???
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<br>I would say it is definitely time to launch Phase One of operation 'Torture Time', don't ya' think??
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<br>Then again, if you've already tried all of the previous tactics, and he still ain't talkin', I think it's time to get really MEAN!!! :mad:N

fuzzwuzz
11-02-2000, 06:57 PM
Now now Snow. I was talking about Moses Cloud 9 experience meeting the Master himself up that mountain. If we absorbed all that wisdom we'd 'age' fast too. But please tell me, why is it we feel we are the ones aging here waiting for Brandon to come down!? Let us know if you see any gray hairs on him at least!N