View Full Version : Funny song titles

08-06-2003, 11:55 AM
There's a pretty funny song out now by Dean Miller (Roger's son) called "The Gun Ain't Loaded... But I Am."

I know there are some internet lists about such things, but what are some of your personal favorite song titles?

They don't have to be country, although those are the easiest to poke fun of. ;)


08-06-2003, 02:44 PM
I think one of my favs has to be......

"Did I shave my legs for this?" LOL

Brad Paisley gets me laughing too but that's usually lyrics not titles.


Oh yeah and there one of my Favorite 38-steppers:
If My Heart Had an @** (I would kick it)

Oh and one we heard at the Opry once:
"If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"

One of my personal favorites and somewhat of a motto at times:
"Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares"

Good Stuff!!!!!


08-06-2003, 06:08 PM
Thank God and Greyhound (You're Gone)

Dropkick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)

08-07-2003, 12:20 PM
funny thing is I am doing some work on music titles at work right now and some of the really good ones are in vocal and band music.....

for example:

To a Sinister Potato, for Voice and Piano

lol never heard it but I might have to look that one up!!!


Carol Ann
08-07-2003, 02:18 PM
This song goes back a while but "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road". Actually, that could be my theme song driving to work every day since there isn't a day that goes by that I don't see road kill LOL.

Carol Ann

08-07-2003, 09:24 PM
LOL, Oh Man I looooooovvvvvvvve Louden Wainright IIII !! He was vastly wasted in M*A*S*H.

08-08-2003, 12:58 AM
hee hee hee Shelley - you might have found Spud's new theme song!

08-10-2003, 10:58 AM
John Denver used to do one in concert. I can't remember it exactly but it was something like....

Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth This Is A Kiss Good-bye !!!

GrandMa Jo

Lowell Miller
08-10-2003, 02:36 PM
The title "She only smokes when she drinks" fits this.... lol well ... it's not really funny but typical country cliche.