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01-17-2002, 11:24 PM

Garth’s Birthday Is Coming!

Garth’s Birthday is coming,
Im “In Pieces” trying to decide.
Just what to get Garth,
What kinda gift should I buy?

I know Garth likes horses,
Maybe two “Wild Horses” I’ll get.
I’m “Callin’ Baton Rouge” but
“Cowboy Bill” has none left.

Maybe “Two Pina Coladas”,
and a “Longneck Bottle” of beer.
But my “Friends In Low Places”,
Drank all that was there.

So I went to “The River”,
to buy a small boat.
“Everytime That It Rains”,
the boat stayed not afloat. [LOL]

I’m “Shameless” right now,
I’ll do anything that I can.
Even be a “Victim of the Game”,
To get that right gift for the G-Man.

It’s like “Ropin’ The Wind”,
Trying to decide,
Oh what?, oh what?,
Oh what should I buy?

Maybe a ticket to “The Dance”,
is what I should buy?
Or for Garth’s yard,
Perhaps a “Scarecrow” to try?

I’m running in circles,
“Standing Outside The Fire”.
“Kickin’ and Screamin’”,
yelling “What should I buy?” [LOL]

“If Tomorrow Never Comes”,
the reason is clear,
So maybe that’s it.....what Garth
really needs is a new calendar!

But there’s “Wolves”, “Rodeo”,
“Cowboys and Angels” on high.
“What She’s Doing Now” in that one,
Oh NO!,,,,
I’d be too embarrased to buy. [LOL]

It’s out to the mall,
Once again as it rains.
“The Thunder Rolls” as
Store to store that I go.

Should I buy the Garthman,
Some new western clothes?
But it’s the“Same Old Story”....
I’m “Face to Face” with
prices simply outrageous! [LOL]

“I’ve Got A Good Thing Going”,
“Every Now and Then” I see,
Perhaps that perfect gift.
“Which One of Them” should it be?

I wish “The Chase” were over,
and at home I was now.
But I “Ain’t Going Down”
(‘Til it’s that present I found)!

Perhaps “Mr. Right” would like
a new cowboy hat?
Garth must have 50, so another
would be a “Night Rider’s Lament”. [LOL]

Let me stop by this record store,
I see a “Garth Brooks” CD.
“I Know One” that he has,
autographed, framed with a mat.

What to get for Garth,
A man who has it all?
“Wild as the Wind”....the G-Man
could buy this whole mall! [LOL]

Maybe something simple,
Silly or obscene? :eek:
Or perhaps he might be
Happy to have a............

Wait!........now I know!........
Garth might be Happy
to have . . . . . . just ME! [LOL] ;)

from Me


madam divine1
01-18-2002, 12:59 AM
Carol, that's really :cool: "I LIKE IT!, I LIKE IT! :D and really sweet too would that we could all give "Da Man" a gift but if he does ever come to the "Planet" i think he would really like what you have written! keep it up!!

01-19-2002, 02:33 PM

I just post 'em.....but don't think most are interested. Thanks for your kindness.! ;)


diem nash
01-19-2002, 03:33 PM
Didn´t find it earlier. I love it!!! :)

I´m sure, you would be a very special gift for Garth! ;)

""I LIKE IT!, I LIKE IT! and really sweet too would that we could all give "Da Man" a gift but if he does ever come to the "Planet" i think he would really like what you have written! keep it up!!"

I just can agree with that!!!

Real well done!


01-19-2002, 05:19 PM

This is awsome! Very :cool:
Garth would love this one! :)


01-19-2002, 05:47 PM
that was amazing Carol!!! "..I like it..I like it!!!..." :) You truely are an amazing and talented writer! :)

Vanessa :)

01-19-2002, 10:36 PM

Thanks, all! As I say, I just write these silly Garth ditties. Please don't take them seriously. They are just fun things I come up with. They really have no meaning behind them. Enjoy! ;)


01-20-2002, 12:17 AM
Carol, that was very cute.:) Kinda reminded me of 'The Night Before Christmas' poem for some reason. lol. Thanks for sharing.

Ellie :)

01-20-2002, 11:47 PM
That is a good one, Carol!